My daughters senses of humor and jesting have become so sophisticated for a 5 and 4 year old. Today, I witnessed several barbs my eldest shot her little sister today that were hilarious. Apparently, I pissed off my 4 year old(still don't know how)...her solution? She puts on some other clothes and her sandles and find one of her purses. She then stands there glaring at me and her sister(who's next to me on the couch) and she starts tapping her foot. "You make me so angry" she growls. This causes a couple of titters from her sis. Elena replies with "Ellie, you are very grouchy little kid". This causes more angry glares from Ellie who then announces... "That's it. I'm leaving." Elena laughs and asks "How are you gonna leave? You can't even reach the door knob". I about died from trying to hold in the laughter. I was nearly in tears.
Way too funny! hahaha Mine too, are always coming up with so many hilarious things lately. I have been writing them down!! Like last week, Livia was standing inside a plastic shopping bag and pulled the handles up over her shoulders, and declared to her sister that she was "Humpty Dumpty". So Ava said, "Ya, You are humpty dumpty!, Where are you gonna go?", and Livia with no effort said..."to go sit on a wall"! I just about died!!! Hahaha Still makes me laugh!! !
