Least Succesful Pick-Up Lines

I saw this on another thread and wondered if people had any to add to the collection


"P-l-e-a-s-e tell me where you had your last shit....I wanna go roll in it!!"

 

"I wanna to fuck you tell the doctor recommends a cain"

lol

 

"I have AIDS and no condoms..."


Yea I went there.

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick ya...

 

let me check your jean tags, just like i thought, made in heaven.

 

The trick with women I've found isn't the quality of the pick up lines. It's quantity. Just find an unsuspecting girl and shout as many pick up lines at her as quickly as you can.

Guaranteed. :biggrin:

 

"Do you cum here often"? - "Do you want to"?
eace:

 

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

If the answer is no, then "Do you want to?"

If the answer is yes, then "Do you want two?"

 

"Do you love animals and children?"

if answer is yes, then

"Good, because I'm a little bit of both!"

 

variation on #2

"I don't want us to grow old together, I just want to fuck you till you need a cane"

 

my sister did it...

 

"Baby, I want to strap your legs around my neck like a feed bag" yes this one has actually been tried on me...it didn't work, I don't like mullets.

 

^LOL

how about "Nice shoes, wanna fuck ? "

 

Drop it

 

????????

 

Have we met before?

 

"wanna see my balls?"

 

I may not be Harry Potter, but I have magical powers in bed!

 

*walk up wearing cowboy hat*

"Howdy, sexual partner!"

 

No you didn't ^