laundry

do you always separate your clothes?

i haven't done laundry in a while
but i'm now to the point that i don't even have clean bathing suit bottoms to wear
if i don't do laundry i'll be going commando tomorrow

so i'm not going to separate

 

I handwash all my clothes. I have to, no machine.

But there's nothing wrong with commando.

 

i separate.

 

what does separating actually do?
does it help make the clothes cleaner?
i'm too lazy
when i was backpacking i didn't separate

 

but tomorrows outfit is a mini skirt
and i'll be getting really drunk
drunk + min skirt + commando=bad news

i might just be lazy and wash one pair of undies and that way i can put off doing laundry another day....

 

I really wanna go out with you now.

mini skirt + commando = impromptu public sex

 

it sounds so alluring when you put it that way

 

i dont know, i just heard you're supposed to do it that way. i'm a follower.

 

so the colours don't run into one another.

 

well fuck that
i follow no one!

 

but if the colours don't run than separating is a waste of energy

 

the colours always run.

 

go spread your filthy propaganda somewhere else

 

will you follow me to the bathroom in that mini skirt you're talking about?

 

no, but i'll drag you there

 

drag...mmmm. that gives me an idea for a birthday gift.

 

ooooh yay i'm excited now

 

why? is it your birthday soon?

 

yes

 

what a coincidence! my plans were for this hot canadian girl but I suppose I could include you too.