how do you catch a unique rabbit? ~ unique up on it. how do you catch a tame rabbit? ~tame way, unique up on it whats the difference between a fish and a piano? ~you can't tune a fish. what is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits a windshield? ~its butt what do you call a cow with no legs? ~ground beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? ~lean beef whats brown and sticky? ~a stick. why don't blind people skydive? ~because it scares the crap out of their dogs how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ~just two but you gotta wonder how they got in there. how do you catch a squirrel? ~climb into a tree and act like a nut I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. I wish my christmas decorations were emo so they'd hang themselves.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no eye deer.
