Not aware of how many people have seen this so I thought I'd post it here. Sent: Friday, August 29, 2003 10:29 PM Subject: Fwd: Resume of King George >The White House, USA >INTERNATIONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT >* I attacked and occupied two countries. >* I am the first president in US history to order a military occupation of >a sovereign nation who has not attacked us, against the will of the United >Nations and the world community. >* I withdrew from or abrogated more international treaties than any >president in US history. >* I refuse to recognize the jurisdiction of the World Court. >* I refuse to allow international or Red Cross access to US prisoners of >war; I no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. >* I took the world's sympathy after 9-11 and in less than a year made the >US the most resented country in the world, possibly the biggest diplomatic >failure in US history. >* I am the first US president to have a majority of the people of Europe >(71%) view my presidency as the greatest threat to world peace and >stability. >* I am the first US president to have the people of South Korea feel more >threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea. >* I refused United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US >elections. >* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove >the US from its Human Rights Commission. >* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove >the US from its Elections Monitoring Board. >ECONOMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT >* I spent the U.S. surplus and shattered the record for the biggest annual >deficit in history. >* I set the all-time record for biggest annual spending increases, more >than any other president in US history. >* I set a record for the most private bankruptcies in any 12-month period. >* I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in any 12-month >period. >* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the >stock market. >* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any country >in the history of the world. >* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over >the worst security failure in US history. >* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. >* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any >president in US history. >* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to >intervene when corruption was revealed. >* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to >use the national reserves as past presidents have. >* I cut health care benefits for war veterans. >PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT >* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. >* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on >vacation by any president in US history. >* I am the first US president to run and hide when the country came under >attack (and then lied, saying Air Force 1 was threatened). >* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My driving and >arrest record (including a rumored cocaine conviction) in Texas has been >erased and is not available. I refuse to take drug tests or to answer any >questions about drug use. >* I was AWOL from the National Guard for a year during time of war. For >anyone else, that would have triggered automatic active service and likely >duty in Vietnam; it did not for me. In fact, I sought, and received, early >discharge. >* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been sent to my >father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. >* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt >companies are sealed and unavailable for public view. >* All minutes of meetings of any public corporation of which I was a >director are sealed and unavailable for public view. >* All records or minutes from meetings I or my Vice President attended >regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public >review. >POLITICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT >* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by any president in >US history. >* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any >president in US history. >* I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who >violated USA law by not selling their investments in corporations bidding >for government contracts. >* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government >contracts. >* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since >the advent of TV. >* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously >take to the streets to protest against me -- 15 million, the most against >any person in the history of mankind. >* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US >history. >* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US >history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil >tanker named after her). >* I have created the largest government bureaucracy in the history of the >United States (Homeland Security). >* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate >campaign donations. >* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my >best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds >in world history: Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation. >* I spend more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US >history. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is >serious. >
