Katie says Goodbye...

This will be my last night posting here... for about a week.

Haha, you guys didn't seriously think I was saying goodbye for good? Me, no never, I couldn't, I love you people too much.

Now... as Queen, I have a short (yeah right) list of commands for everyone to carry out.

First on the list... DEREK! Heehee, write to me. I haven't talked with you in a bit, you sort of just vanished. What's new? I have loads of interesting news to tell you! Okay, not really, but, I do have something to say. For your ears only though, so write to me DAMNIT.

The rest of the forum-dwellers feel free to whip Derek until he loveth me again.

Kate... remain a goddess. If these fools forget to worship you, feel free to remind them.

Srya, I demand you fill the boards with your adorable posts, and stay lovely.

Kayla, I demand you make everybody laugh, be cute as can be, and serve as the forum sweetheart. Basically go about your normal ways.

Sarah, flirt with everybody in random thoughts, and continue to kick ass.

Juggs... get laid.

Everybody else help juggs get laid.

Speaking of getting laid... Blackie. Blackie I demand you to go find some funky old transvestite and try to hit on him. Do not forget to use your smiley.

Somebody get Eliot's panties in a bunch and start a bitchfight. I'd like to read something amusing upon my return.

Ed... hahaha, go crazy.

Becky, make sure you post 100 times daily. Give me something cute to read.

Chuck, start brooming. Stay cool... I command it be so.

Dom, poop on every thread in sight.

Krystin... be just as loveable when I get back. I'm giving you a free pass, so that's really your only command.

George, rule. Make sure every now and then to have a premature ejaculation so Chuck has something to do. Don't allow anybody's fan club to die. Oh, and be sure nobody talks behind me back.

Those not given specific commands should serve as tattletales, and report in this thread when somebody is misbehaving.

George, the kingdom is in your hands. Make me proud, little king.

... a week? You guys think I can do it? I'm going to try.

Love,
Katie.

 

bye bye ....where are you going?

 

pftt.... who knows?

 

lol well why arent you posting for the next week?

 

I'll miss you so much it will make me cry.

Okay, maybe not cry, but I will put some fake teardrops in and make a dramatic scene.

There's a lunar eclipse tonight! Weeeeee!

 

I have a lot to do, have to help Xenia deal with some things... I figured if I said goodbye I officailly could't come back. That way, I can maybe get some work done.

 

I'm going to miss you, but I can assure you the forum will be in good hands... righhhhht...

 

if anyone refuses to follow our commands, you know what to do...

...


... off with their head!

 

Can I be promoted to interim queen until your return, your highness?

 

It won't be the same without you here with me every night you know... but I'll keep it going, I'll talk to you next week though.

 

Nah. looks like a good spanking is in order for you, my powerhungry court janitor.

 

Ask the king... he's in charge now. I'm sure he'd be glad to have ya.

 

Mr King, can I be promoted to interim queen? I'll keep you warm....

 

Nah, I already have some nice blankets... hmm... that reminds me... my mom has a goosedown comforter she put in my closet...

 

This reminds me of another rule for you all. No hanky-panky-spanky-wankey etc.

 

Damn you, Katie

 

Feel bad for Blackie... I just ruined his week!

 

That's all he ever does

 

Good thing I don't actually live with him..... I'm sure he would have violated me by now

 

no he wouldn't of... he's really a sweet and intelligent guy.

Just don't encourage him.