just had a testicle removed...want a wank

Why would losing a testicle kill anyone?

 

It just seems like a very small window in which to have a testicle removed.

 

I think many troubled transsexuals turned down by the medical profession (in our case the NHS) have chopped off not only their own veg but their meat too...and then gone onto talk about it on daytime TV.

 

So it is an outpatient procedure?

 

Pretty much. With some time spent at home contemplating the future...and maybe the past.

 

Some people ARE testicles so go figure.

 

Oh man, I just got set up for the best joke...

 

Mobeus you did.

 

its been so cold here, everyone I know with testicles have literally had them freeze and fall off. So, we're feeling your pain...imagine all of these testicles rolling around the streets? Its like a bunch of blue ice balls

 

nuts......

 

Hahaha nuts! That's funny... this thread is totally brassic!

 

Its definitely Balls to the Wall

 

His ball had a great fall.

 

Mmm...this thread made me want some walnuts!

 

Takes one to know one.


That was my joke from earlier but I was afraid it was too insensitive. Now I don't care.

 

I saw a porn just the other day with a guy who had one testicle... The guy was hot and so the scene was totally hot as well... but everytime there was a close up on his 'ball' I couldn't help feeling kinda weird like one of my balls was gonna suck up into my body... Guess no matter how hot you are, one ball might freak people out a little bit. But I'm sure in the right situation, it really wouldn't matter as long as the job was finished.

 

That must look weird.

 

you could always masturbate anally.

i've been told that's where the male brain is located..

 

Oh my god, I love you guys and your puns so much.

 

haha aren't you sweet!!