just brought to my attention

i'm very short for a tall person

 

huh?

 

Between talls and extra extra talls?

Extra talls don't exist...

 

im pretty short for a tall person

 

well i'm no midget.. thats for sure


so i must be short for a tall person

 

I am a giant among midgets...

So I know what you're feeling. It's ok...

Care to enlighten us on your height, or should we just guess?

 

i'm 3 inches too tall to be a midget.. eeer dwarf.. err little person

 

So you are 5'1"?

 

speaking of midgets....




hope you enjoy this pic as much as I did

 

yes

 

meeeeee too
I think us short chicks should unite and take over the world

 

i have a midget friend. we're only friends cus i was in some local chatroom and said "i'd do a midget just to say i did one"
we met and hung out a few times.. but he's got ugly teeth (not that i told him that) so i couldn't do him

 

we could do it on halloween.. people will just think we're kids trick or treating the government builds.. then BAM!!

 

could you pretend he didn't have big ugly teeth....and then do him?

 

Sounds good to me!

 

he had a small penis too.. wouldn't have been worth it.. cus he woulda fell all in love with me and junk

 

did you at least stick it in your mouth?

 

My mother is 5'1" and my sister is 5'0".

I'm not gonna say in public what I think about people that are that height.

(Not a negative thing, I promise)

 

Well I'm taller than that. 5'3", almost 5'4". But I swear I'm shrinking because things seem to be getting higher up. Seriously! I can't reach my cupbards at all anymore whereas before I could reach them on tiptoe, I can't reach the pull string to the attic in the garage, things that I was once able to do several years ago.

Could it be true? Could I actually be losing inches off my height already? I'm only going on 28 for crying out loud!

Let me tell you, when I wear my 4 inch platforms the world is such a different place.

 

no i had already flossed