Joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by guerillabedlam, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. guerillabedlam

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    On their 20th wedding anniversary a couple goes to the resort they decided to go to on that day 20 years ago.

    As the wife undresses to relive that magical evening she asks her husband
    "What was it that you were thinking 20 years ago tonight?"
    The husband replies
    " I was thinking that I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry."
    The wife smiles and asks "what are you thinking now?"
    The husband replies "Looks like i've succeeded."
     
  2. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    This is old, and it wasn't terribly funny the first time.
     
  3. bluecrayon

    bluecrayon Member

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    i thought it was hilarious, but i havent had much exposure to jokes
     
  4. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Ok that wasn't funny, but it's good enough to be called a joke I suppose.
     
  5. Bruce Watson

    Bruce Watson Member

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    One of the best jokes i,ve read in years!!!!!!
     
  6. sw0o0sh

    sw0o0sh Banned

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    seems like it'd be funny to 30 year olds
     

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