jesus

chimpanzees are fuckin' crazy

i mean

i knew they were fuckin' crazy

but...

they're fuckin' crazy

 

they must be...

 

oh... i thought u were calling me. nevermind

 

i thougt this thread was about jesus.

 

chimps!
crazy!!

chips!

 

i saw some chimps at the zoo on saturday

the gorillas were better

 

Yeah, a silverback tried to attack my mom at the NC zoo in Asheboro. That was in... March of '97.

 

zoos are bad

do you have a chimp chimp?

i always wanted one.

 

no way, chimps have tails

 

but those are gorillas...but either way

crazy fuckin' animals yo'

 

My buddy Jesus didn't show up to work yesterday.

Hope he's not sick.

 

did he take part in the protest?

 

I'm not clever enough to come up with something funny to say after this.

 

lol

well i assumed that you actually had a buddy Jesus

thus assuming he's hispanic

thus assuming he took part in "a day without an immigrant" since he didn't show up at work

but perhaps you were joking

and we can stop now

 

in front of joann fabrics there is jesus inscribed in the cement