Jesus is magic!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by KParker730, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. KParker730

    KParker730 Member

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    Has anyone seen this great movie by sara silverman? Its hilarious i watched it while i was stoned yesterday, and i was laughing the whole movie! you have to go check it out!
    some great quotes from the movie--

    So i was licking jelly off my boyfriends penis, and all of a sudden i am thinking "Oh my god i am turning into my mother!"

    The best time to have a baby is when your a black teenager

    When god gives you AIDS, and god does give you AIDS, make lemonAIDS!

    Haha and in a song that was on the extras on the DVD-
    C'mon Santa, don't be a douche! Give the jew girl toys.

    haha and at one part.... she hits her bong.... which was an awesome bong
     
  2. neongreen

    neongreen Member

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    that does look funny shes supper hot too
     
  3. KParker730

    KParker730 Member

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    yeah she is!
     
  4. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    does it have anything to do with Jesus?
     
  5. OstrOsized

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    Yeah I really want to watch that...But they didn't have it at the hollywood video by me :(...Maybe Blockbuster has it.
     
  6. KParker730

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    yeah i got it at blockbuster.

    and not really.... its mostly a stand-up comedy with some musical... stuff lol and some skits. theres only one joke about jesus where shes like "yeah well i dont mind christians, even if they do believe jesus is magic. i mean jesus IS magic! I mean he turned water into wine... and um... umm... didnt he like make the statue of liberty disappear in the 80's or something?" hehe u have to see it
     
  7. WeedIsMyAntiDrug

    WeedIsMyAntiDrug Member

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    sounds good im gonna have to get it
     
  8. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

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    Is the movie called jesus is magic? You can download most films,games and other programs for free at:-
    http://www.phazeddl.com/
    Mostly they use Rapid share so your your better subscribing to it. £7 a month. You don't need to but it takes a lot longer to download otherwise. Try it out I see all films before they even come out in the UK.
     
  9. masked toker

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    holy shit i just watched it high as fuck and that movie was funny.
    and the song about old people dying was funny since she was singin to the old people...
    "no your not cold your just dying...
    we're all gonna die soon but not as soon as you guys"
     

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