Well anyway I'll set the scene I was home by myself today minding my own buisness watching cartoons poor tom never saw that jerry can lift 10 times his own weight and drop it on tom;s head. Anyway there was a knock at the doors so I get up and answer the door when what do I see. Two jesus army pamhlet pushing maniacs face to face with me. So of course like a gentleman I ask 'What do you want??'. Of course with big smiles they reply well sir we are here on behalf on the lord christ . So I had to of course take advantage of the christians and get an argument started. So I stop them midway and say "Oh well then you've come to the wrong place I'm a uhhhhhh buddhist yeah a buddhist". Well I expected a good rise out of them So they start saying "Oh dear don;t you think you might get a more answers out of christianity, Buddhism is only the stepping stone to the true lord" Man they were psycho's so I start saying " How dare you insult my religion I'am deeply offended. Well they apologize and try to hand me a pamphlet so as I close the door they are still talkling. So I just slammed it and they then kept on waving to me through my window Even thought I don't wave back. Thankgod I got rid of them .
Why, you're an awfully kind, compassionate, and accepting Buddhist. What an example you've set on them for followers of the Buddhist religion. Way to go for showing those Christians . Btw, that surely was the right action, the right understanding, the right thought, the right speech, the right livelyhood, the right effort, the right mindfulness, the right concentration... and who knows what else. I've always felt that Buddha and Jesus are one and the same. Christianity has been calming folks for a good two-thousand years and you've never seen a Buddhist go off to war for not believing or understanding.
i'm not actually a buddhist i just thought that might make them leave and i'm not sure if they were jehova's witnesses. Bit of leopards you people
You should have told them you worshipped the flying spaghetti monster. Global warming is due to the decline of pirates. Heck yes. They probably wouldn't get it. Just a mere concept of creationism vs. the theory of evolution.
This guy at the busstop was asking me a bunch of questions, about my race, and whether or not I was buddhist like many Koreans are. I thought he was curious and liked to talk. Turns out, he was just mormon, and he began his religious sales pitch. I hate those fucking pamphlets. Soul-soliciting pig fuckers. (dont really have any problem with mormons, that's just a quote from Orgasmo.)
