jeremy's words of wisdom for the day...

looking at another mans wife is like looking at the sun...just a quick glimpse...and then you avert your eyes...

 

heh. i guess i can't actually argue with that, in the broadest sense.

 

its the smartest thing ive said in years...

 

has to be. i couldn't even think of a way to argue with it, and i'm up for an argument.

 

Oh wise one, do you have more enlightening words for us mortals?

 

hmmmmm,

stay away from heroin and cocaine...quite smoking when you hit 30, and only you can prevent forest fires...

 

Ha. I'm blind as a bat.

 

Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.

I'm not on a diet though, and I do enjoy looking at menus.

 

bahahahahah!!