Jellyfish

I got stung on the inside of my thigh by a jellyfish...it got caught in my boardshorts and stung the fuck out of me.

I immediately peed and let the pee run down my leg...cuz that's what you're supposed to do for a jellyfish sting. Surprisingly it helped...but only for a bit.

I think it was one of the most painful things that have ever happened to me. Jellyfish are freaks.

 

oh wow. oh wow. hope youre okay. I marvel at the ocean and the creatures within it.

 

aww. im sorry. pain sucks .

I wish i could have watched you piss yourself though

 

I would have peed on you if I was there. And not even worried about the you seeing my weiner thing. I fucking hate jellyfish. They're gaia's biggest fuckups. I'm sorry you had to dance with the devil.

 

I was at a beach a couple of days ago where the water was infested with jellyfish.

I got to thinking, how do they move? Can they control where they are going or do they just have to follow the currents?

I know, there's google, but I hate that shit.

 

Some jellyfish are plankton, so they move with the current and can't control their movements much at all...

Others actually can control the way they move...they use their tenticles to move, actually...sort of bob in and out, I suppose.

There are 30,000 different kinds of jellyfish.

 

jellyfish are fascinating

sorry ya got stung

 

Meh, no reason to be sorry...

It's bound to happen for as much as I'm in the ocean everyday...

Hurt like a bitch though.

 

Ouch!

Feel better annie.

 

LOL I look like an idiot when I walk now...looks like I got fucked in the ass one too many times LOL...walking all bow legged...

 

Things could be worse



Early Jellyfish (to scale)


Hotwater

 

Wonder if that jelly had stinging cells? What is that called do you know?

Some jellyfish don't have nematacysts (stinging cells).

 

30,000 types. That's fascinating.

Hotwater, now that would keep me outta the water.

 

Actually that jellyfish was tame compared to some of the other creatures which lurked in the murky depths over 100 million years ago


Hotwater

 

im sorry to hear. if i could i would piss on you. pain may go away longer =)

 

I'm not certain but I wouldn't want to find out the hard way


Hotwater

 

Looks like every guy with a pissing fetish is coming out of the woodworks


Hotwater

 

LOL yeah...

Weirdos.

 

i said that to help.

wtf? if i was in real pain and someone pissin on me would help id say do it. thumbs down? i think not.

 

Oiy. I've been telling people I'd pee on them long before this thread.