jared is getting fat again...

you know, the subway guy? lol. once those cells are made, they're just biding their time for you to screw up.

 

I Guess this is an American Only Thread...

I have Absolutely No Idea What you are Talking About...

 

Let's see some pics.

Don't forget he's getting older, it's hard to keep the same shape.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X3lyI0IuRI&mode=related&search=

This is Jared, Muddie

 

I'm not sure if the Subway sandwich chain exists in the UK (hopefully not). one of their marketing ploys was, this fat guy ate at Subway every day and lost a lot of weight. therefore, Subway helps you lose weight. how American; getting healthy without having to do something drastic like give up fast food...

that guy should just get a speed habit and be done with it.

 

Thanks for That Daisymoo...

Yes We Have Subway Here in the UK...

But...I Have Never Seen or Even Heard of...Jared...

 

subway isn't all that great for you to begin with...not surprised he'd be gaining weight with all the damn bread he would be eating from the subs...

 

when I was In Liverpool I saw subway a number of times. I believe I saw a few in Manchester too.

 

alas, I only ever spent a day at a time in the UK, usually en route to somewhere else.

 

*looks down at gut* Well he's not the only one.

I love that movie Just Friends when the dad says " How'd you lose all that weight...like that retard jared?" And then he just laughs.

The funniest part is when the chick is eating the toothpaste. We be laughing our asses off. "She's happy, she's got her toothpaste"


"Bluberry"

LMAO....yeah, good times

Now ....what are we talking about again? I seem to have lost track.

 

Poor guy. When I gained a lot of weight I was mortified and didn't want anyone I knew to see me. I can only imagine how much worse it would have been if a whole country watched and ridiculed as I got fat.

I sympathize Jared. Dear God, how I sympathize.

(thought it might have been easier if I had all that money lining the pockets of my fat pants...)

 

hahaha. I just remembered something. a while back I was sitting around stoned with a friend who was watching Pulp Fiction on his laptop, while I was watching TV (I know, how pathetic that we were both locked into our screens, but whatev's). one of those Jared commercials came on right when Harvey Kietel said "you guys look like... what do they look like, Jimmy?" and Tarantino says "dorks. they look like a coupla dorks".

I know that probably doesn't mean anything, but at the time I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

 

fat people usually are hornier

 

that might be true, but that sounds awful.

 

Yeah, I noticed he was looking a little bigger. But I doubt he's still eating SubWay everyday, I mean, how much of the same thing over and over, day in and day out, could you take? I know I certainly crave variety when it comes to what I eat.

I feel sorry for him. I mean, it's so easy to get back into old habits which is probably what's happened.

I love being thin, but it takes hard work and discipline. I wasn't blessed with the kind of genetics where I can eat what I want and never exercise but still be nice and thin. I bust my butt off every day of the week to keep a trim and tone figure. Thing is, I like to eat sweets at least once a day, and I'll be damned if I'm going to deprive myself just to be stick-skinny. Screw that. If I'm only living once, I'm going to have some fun while I'm here.

 

Jared Fogle the "Subway Guy"

[size=-1]As a 22-year-old college student at Indiana University, Jared reached a weight of 425 pounds. He created his own diet of Subway sandwiches — 2 sandwiches a day for almost a year helped him lose 245 pounds! You may have seen his recent TV commercials! Now he can comfortably sit in his desk chair, ride on an airplane and fasten the seatbelt, and has a girlfriend for the very first time! [/size][size=-1]Today, he thanks his best friend J.L. on national TV for his love and support through his heavy and withdrawn days, and standing by and encouraging him on this amazing weight loss endeavor. [/size]

Now he's getting fat again which is bad news for Subway, and for the diametrically disadvantaged everywhere


Hotwater

 

Here's a down-the-road photo of Jared

:leaving:


Hotwater

 

*vomits tons of wine, vodka, and pill chips*

 

Judging by that giant dick, this must be the new Wienermobile.