I've never done ANYTHING this stupid

Ok
so since my parents randomly drug test me, i keep a bottle of piss in my room
(i keep it in a bottle of contact solution)


well this morning my left contact was feeling a little dry
and i grabbed the wrong bottle of solution, I spent 15 min. on my knees, my face smelt like piss, and my eye felt like it was on fire

 

LMFAO!!! that is funny as hell. moron. lol

 

Wow, that sucks.

 

if I had parents that would randomly drug test me, 100% i would not be smoking weed, some extents i've heard on here are just beyond reasonable, i could go without weed to avoid situations like this.

 

Digitalldj when I was getting Lorna mad she said something about you being banned or something.

 

Man that sucks, so now i will remember that piss burns bad if it gets in my eyes. It's definately a lesson i will learn from your mistake. (Hopefully never my own hahaha.)

 

Maybe you should put something in it to raise the pH so that it won't hurt as much next time.

 

HAHAHAHA sorry to laugh at your pain, but that is a great one. dude i feel so sorry for you, you got piss in your eye! haha good call born2lose, ill have to keep in mind never to put piss in my eye as a party trick or something . hahaha thanks for a great laugh dude

 

i would litterally pay 20 dollars to of witnessed that moment. Some kid putting what he thinks is eyedrops to relieve irritation, yet to find himself on his knees because he just put piss in his eyes. PRICELESS, kodak moment.

 

funniest shit i've heard all day

 

Wow

 

hahahahAHAHAHAHA LMAO superhoMo

 

hahaha!

 

:lol:

 

I serioully havent hear of anybody doing that before. WOW hahhahah. Not sounding mean but thats some funny shit.

 

Dude, this almost made me spit out that last bite of pancake:lol:

 

If he does that again, maybe he should just kill himself.

 

i love you superhobo.
hahahahaa

 

Damn.

 

lol im sure u do