I've just realised

that I've never successfully bummed a girl to completion. Their always like, "No, no! cock too big!"

I want to cum in your sphincter hole already. One up the bum, no harm done

 

you should write greeting cards

 

Would it help if I greased it up first?

 

Usually, approaching the lady without a strap on, is the first step in co-operation.

 

No strap on here lady. Just prime fillet.

Some girls apparently enjoy it. Its so tight and naughty. Thats like sodomy

 

O.M.G..:willy_nilly:..Straight Bois Have No Idea How To Bonk Butts....:banghead:



Cheers Glen.

 

Preferably over the kitchen work top, with her wearing nothing but an apron, while fixing my plate. That'll do it

 

Yep......Pregnant.....Barefoot.....And In The Kitchen.

Tis An Old Formula, But Still Works Perfectly In This Modern Age..*tee

hee*......

*GLEN Takes Cover As The Bullets Whistle Overhead.*...:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

Sweet God on fire. Thats just...

I'm going to hell, but I'm travelling first class

 

It does work well in the modern age...as long as the man has the financial wherewithal to provide. (Real Man)

I would never shoot at you Glen.

I would rather kiss you, and I am not even gay.

 

i am 100% sure that that anaswer to this question is Yes

 

Ha!

 

omgs that gave me wood

 

that makes 2 of us

 

Well Since I Am **Years Older Than You Two, It May Take Me A Bit

Longer, But I'm Sure If I Stare At That Pic Long Enough, I May Not

Achieve Wood, But I Think I Feel The Tingle Of A Firestarter...




Cheers Glen.

 

Gentle Readers, GLEN Asks You To Ignore The Above Post, What He

Thought Was The Foundations Of A "Woodie", Has Turned Out To Be

Nothing More Than A Lame Ass "Piss Fat"....

This Makes GLEN Very Sad...



Tears Glen.

 

Glenglen.. do you like nice boobs? Do you want to squeeze them?

 

eh some girls are just not into butt sex, you just need to find one that is. Or get used to be being let down.

 

A lot of gay ones pretty friggin useless at it too