It's so hot here

the candles on the diningroom table melted.

 

eeeeek.
Its hot here too. But I gots no candles and no dining room table.

 

The candles and table must've melted already.

 

The hooladancing spongebob on my dashboard melted!

 

By the end of the day my diningroom table will be a candle.

Hey Crummy, other than the heat how's your new place working out?

 

its just got bloody hot, was nice and cloudy, then my makeup started running and I was hiding near a dumspter while the sun drew an alcoholic sweat from my pores

 

What about me! What about Lodog! You didn't give me my birthday thread Ape! You're on my shitlist pal.

 

I'm thinking he was preparing you a birthday cake- but you know what happened with the candles.

 

(damn, something told me not to sniff so much glue that day) Sorry dog.

 

weather.com says it's 114f where i live in cali... so glad i'm 3000 miles away in an air conditione house.. stead 75f all day

 

Edit: WTF? This was supposed to be a new thread. Think the heats getting to me.

 

I'll try not to sing about nelly and it getting to hot to wear clothes but i thought about it.

 

Did you used to live in a pizza oven?

 

She has nice toppings.

 

There was a big pool of sludge next to the dog dish. Turns out it used to be the dog.

Yeah, days like this make me wonder if being a transvestite whino is even worth it.

 

the sacramento valley gets HOT sometimes


i can remember summer when we would be outside past 10pm having water balloon fights.
people would toss eggs in the street too just to watch them cook.. weirdos.

i once seen a lady's back car window fall out. the windows seal melted it was soooo hot.

 

it fell out, not in?

 

yes.. out.. a little geo metro.. the window was in a million tiny pieces.. but still all stuck together. the lady was just amazed

 

poor winderless geo.....but I think they knew using play dough was a bad idea when they made em....

 

It's always cool here, central air set at 72