It's Impossible...

for me to roll a joint. it seriously is!

what the fuck is wrong with me!? lol

 

i hate that. sometimes i can roll and sometimes i can't. When I cant, i get so pissed and crumple up the paper and throw it...

 

buy a roller, i can roll somewhat but they usually run bad. my roller rolls a perfect j everytime plus its quick.

 

Aww..keep practicing. The main thing that helps me is bending my corners in on each side to block the weed in. It keeps it in there when you twist it too. I thought I'd never learn how to roll one.

 

Yeah, rollers are the way to go if you suck at rolling...

 

haha yeh, get them rollers. i personaly dont dig joints but, ive rolled them b4 in those thangs, and well..i kinda had a hard time, but i did it. i think i put 2 much weed in it thats why! so then i tried 2 put less..but then i smoked it and then i thought i didnt put enuff..i duno its confusing. i heard joint rolling takes plenty of practce..unless yer jus naturaly skilled in that department haha

 

Why buy a roller when you can make one? I just had that idea go through my mind but I myself do not own any woodworking machines. hmmph

point being, my buddy has a roller (plastic) and I know how they work. I could build one..

 

exactuly try to learn every trick and tip about rolling, i use to suck horribly know im the secound best roller i know

 

i roll awsome joints. it takes practice. if you really want j's with out the part of hand rolling them buy pouch papers, they papers with a pouch built in so you load it up, roll it alittle and lick it. or just buy a machine theyr 2 bucks, and theyr easy. and they alwase produce a nice cylindical joint.

 

start with papers that make rolling easy.... like Randys... they have a wire and it makes it really easy to roll the joint nice and straight with that wire in their for added rolling support

 

Go buy a 100 pack of tops, and practice rolling with something that isn't weed, tobacco, or any dry plant like material would work.

 

i dont see what's so hard about rolling... you gotta roll fat though, because the more you have in it, the easier it is, the better it burns.

personally, i like to use 2 papers (some people only use 2/3rds of one..)

but yeah, here's something i did in ms paint.

 

wait... are you saying i cant roll with weed, tobacco, or any dry plant like material? or are you saying i should roll with tobacco, or a dry plant like material?

damn, im confused. im really stoned.



and to guy with the kickass drawing done in MS PAINT: you fucking rock.

 

I just bought a cheap machine that rolls fatties.

 

thank you, i hope it helps, but yeah what he was saying is: Go buy a 100 pack of tops, and practice rolling with something that isn't weed; tobacco or any dry plant like material would work.

rarely in conversation are semi colons used, but i do belive that this is a plausible SITUATION!.


but yeah, he says dont use weed, i say go for it. you will be presented with a situation where you will need to roll stoned. the more you practice, the better you are... so if you can roll a decent joint stoned, you can prolly roll a decent joint sober...

and thanks, i've been abusing M$ Paint lately..

 

use the dollar bill trick

always has worked for me

 

Rolling while tripping was an experience =D

Try to crinkle the paper up a bit before you roll with it, that way it isn't as stiff to try and roll. The dollar bill trick is a great way to start because it lets you get the hang of rolling the J about in your fingers. The hardest part about rolling is the point where the pot is rolled into its shape but you still have to roll the paper around it. There are a few ways to get the paper to catch and start wrapping around the herb, but it would be hard to explain in words. If the next time I'm rolling I havea camera around, I'll take pictures for you. Otherwise, just ask around your friends and watch them roll and get their advice when you try, its alot easier to explain in person.

 

I can roll good

 

haha maybe i'm a natural... i rolled a very nice one (IMO) on my third try.. i even took a pic i was so proud lol it defnitely helps if your weed isn't too dry and crumbly, then you fold the paper over the pot and shape it, then roll the paper around it, and i do it in a cone shape too.. pack the wider side with a pen or something and then twist it.

takes patience.. gotta be slow and methodical about it, i think, do it carefully and of course some practice and of course know how in the first place (or have some idea)

good luck hehe