It's Friday night..

.. WTF are you all doing online?

 

It's friday afternoon and I just got home from work. I have to cool off before I go take a shower and then I might go out. Probably not.

 

I'm not falling for this bait again.. cool off in shower bologna will not work dammit.
i will not picture you naked. aaagghhhh!

 

It's not night here yet, it's only 4:09 PM!

 

Yes you will....

And I think we all know what I'm doing online.

 

Trolling?

 

yea, its not night time yet

i'd go to the bar but i don't have any money...i might make a packy run though

 

Searching for porn to beat your meat to?

 

And wanking.... can't forget the wanking.

 

The feelins right lol.

 

not like any of you care but i will probably wank tonite before heading out.
never go out drinking with a loaded gun. it leads to alot of trouble

 

DJ needs to shoot off some rounds before he hunts for his prey.

 

Its actually a going away party for xanax girl. She is moving to maryland next week. I never got to hit it even though i slept in her bed a few times. I'm glad she is leaving, she was fun but nothing but bad news. Anyway, i need to get digits on her friends who are now game after she leaves.. wish me luck

 

Well good luck and we want details! Not made up ones either, the real deal.

 

I tell the truth for the most part! Ok so i'm not packing 9 inches...

 

You mean the Chiquita banana?

 

Busted!

 

hah...I like the sound of this xanax girl d:

 

you arent as bad as her, trust me. you just pms alot. she uses people and is a narcissitic whore.

 

*swoons* Hey look, it's Casanova!