It smells like sex in here...

*sniff*


it really does.

 

of course...young hippies never clean up after themselves!

 

No, I was talking about my room.

 

It's probably from all the sex..

 

But I'm a virgin and a celibate.

 

for some reason i was going to ask which room you meant...dammit you might masturbate your dick off! hehe ewwey!

both celibate and a virgin...haha thats cute!

 

I gave up masturbation a month ago.

 

so the walls are still drying?

 

maybe.... but I highly doubt it.

 

so have you got any theories or have the windows been closed up too long?

 

I think some squirrels mated in my room

 

haha you cant blame the squirrels for everything wrong in your life....

hey was the pseudo redhead comment meant for me...cos byt the timing it looks that way???

 

no it was meant for ihmurria. And yes, I hate the squirrels and would like to see them get exterminated.

 

poor little biddy squirrels...when i was in the states one modelled for me when i took photos..hehe

meanwhile you get squirrel porn! haha

 

If I went a month without mastrbating I think everything would smell like sex.

 

yeah... squirrel porn. With all the perverts in this world, I'm sure there's a huge market for it.

 

haha yeah well dont stop mastrubating then...keep spanking that naykidape! hehe

 

hell i'd be up for some

 

Care to be my buisiness partner?

 

sure thang! we always make such good partners! hehe... wel i will work on a sales pitch and sales team....you can work on capturing the precious ritual on film!