It finally happened

Today somthing i have been dreading my entire life finally happened. I was blazed out of my mind. I walk into the bathroom, grab a mag, and and sit down. Only problem was, there wasent anything to sit on. I fell right into the bowl, which conicadentally hadent been flushed by the last person (probually me anyway, haha). Has this happened to anyone else?

 

uhh no

 

good job shit head. dont go solving too many life threatening diseases now.

//half-kidding.

 

Well, I guess you just kinda...fell into place then, huh?

 

Its not that im stupid...its just that i was really really baked.

 

I wouldn't call you stupid, but that wasn't a very smart move lol What was stupid is not flushing the toilet and not checking to see if the seat was down. I do not see how you would do it anyway, I always see the toilet before I sit on it lol. I also don't see why some women get mad when men leave the seat up...I mean all you have to do is flick the seat down and you're golden.

 

so did you still end up jacking off?

 

naw, i jack off in my chair. I had to take a shit. Everything was all hazzy and my eyes were half shut...u know how it is.

 

i think your bullshitting, anyone notice how such things only happen to ppl with knew arccounts?

 

^^^ I take offense to that. just because i'm new doesn't mean i'm going to make up bullshit stories. and i would think long time members would be more likely to come up with bunk stories because they've run out of ideas for posts.

 

^ lol ironically its the other way around, new members dont know what to post, so they make up bs. come on, u fell in the toilet?

okay ima sum up the facts you provided, you said the toilet was filthy because you didnt flush, so when u took the crap, did you not have the seat down anyway? why lift it up if ur not taking a leak. also how can you walk in a bathroom knowing you need to use something and not look at it, its just the way the brain works.

 

Paranoid? lol

 

excesively bored

 

I fell in the toilet........when I was 6.

 

thats cuz u was small, this guy is 16, fuck knows how big his ass is

 

yea lol. But the seat was down for me too. hahaha.

 

were you stoned too? haha

 

Haha, noooooo, just was on heroin.

 

Dun worry about Mr. Green. He just loves to argue about BS and be a dick. It's how he gets off.

 

Back off.

He hasn't done anything to tarnish his rep/credibility, and you have no reason not to believe him... Now you, on the otherhand, I don't think a soul on here believes/puts any interest in what you say or do...

Back on topic; yup that sucks.

I bet you will ALWAYS look at that damn toilet before you sit in the future lol. Lesson learned I guess.