if i could design a new monster, i'd make a seasasquatch. all the ordinary trappings of a sasquatch, but with a dorsal fin and gills:cheers2:
by the way my monster is a transparent, odorless, untraceable in anyway mist that rips your skin off as huge bear claws except he doesn't have claws, he's mist, and the only way to protect from him is to hide under a blanket. he is also very widespread.
All I know is everytime a guy is drinking, and you go play hockey or street-hockey with him, he turns into a fuckin monster. lol
The Bearboonacoon!!! It's a bear, baboon, and racoon in one. It likes to steal man sandals from drunks who have fallen off their fourwheelers.
that's true... same with beer gardens after any sporting event - creates a monster or many monsters depending on the size of the team and how many brought their wives
Mine would be something like a huge ventriloquist dummy that just stands at the end of your bed waiting for you to wake up, then say something really creepy and kill you. Not very original but it would scare the shit outta me.
Ok my brother was working installing new drains in the showers at the YMCA and in the men's stalls he had to pull out the old drains or something and it was all a bunch of pubic hair all matted and crawling with white bugs/worms. I could not walk into a room or even a building that had a matted ball of pubic hair worms. Typing this is making me ill.
Guess mine would be at least 7ft tall .. lizard legs (like dinosaurs), human torso, and claw like arms.. aaaaaaaaaaand soaringeagle's head.
