intresting thingy read it

2 tough questions


Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this
one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. = Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.

Candidate B. = He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.


Candidate C. = He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first...
no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.










Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you
said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built
the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic


And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?








It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line.

 

wow.

 

wow!!!!! good post man.

 

nice post, but wasn't Hitler a sometimes speedfreak, like JFK?

 

hitler also had a urine fetish with his niece. plus he bit his carpet when he was angry. thats why hes called teppichfresser

 

^hahaah funny about the teppichfresser thing!

 

i said no, B, and was thinkin about the government while reading the third lol i liked that

 

Heh, nice post. Though I have already seen this so I knew the "answers". Still interesting facts though.

Oh and when I first decided who to elect I chose Hitler lol

 

I knew all 3 presidential candidates based on those descriptions.

hitler really was a smart man minus the whole killing jewish people thing. baha.

 

^ didn't he marry his like 13 year old cousin?

or was that jerry lee louis or whatever his name was

or maybe i'm just crazy

 

You posted that here to blow the stoners' minds---mission accomplished*: )

 

That is a nice nice nice way of arguing with close minded skeptical people

 

Edgar Alan Poe?

 

Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin, yes. Like someone mentioned, Hitler had a relationship with a young niece. Edgar Allan Poe married his cousin too, though, I can't remember how old she was.

 

i read this before
its fucking crazy though

 

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bravo! i laughed so hard at the end

 

I wonder who could drink more between FDR and Churchill.

 

im down with hitler

 

Probably Winston Churchill. How about between Bon Scott and Keith Moon?