How Could I? I am Learning About How to Avoid Stepping on Poisonous Snakes... Discovering The Best Evasive Action Against Giant Beetles that Find themselves in bed with me... The Sound of Chickens Crowing in middle of Night before the Sun Rises... Every Day Storm Warnings on TV... Finding out the Bug Repellent Does Not Work Aginst Giant Biting Flies... The Fleas Find me Especially Tasty... As Do the mosquittos... Walking Past Trees that Have been marked by Bears the Night Before... Glowing Eyes in Field at Night... Plus the Field is a Perfect Landing Area for a UFO if One Happend to Pass............................... No Not Itchy...Apart from my New Bites Every morning... And it is Nice to Catch up on British News...I Find British News it... What News Happens Here? People being Busted for Growing Pot is all that Happens Here... Or Drunks Diving into a Ditch of Snakes...Or Driving a Car into a Tree and then Falling into some marsh...And being Eaten by an Aligator...
ahhhhhh. good times. pour some lemon fresh joy in a bowl of water when you go outside. it attracts them and drown them. not all, but some. i wouldn't worry about the snakes so much, they usually give you some kind of warning. hey! at least you don't have mountain lions and wolves right there, right?!!
Do you mean the lemon fresh joy Attracts the Bugs...Bears or Aliens? The Snakes Freeze...Why I Almost step on them and Gerri Drags me away and Saves my Life...*Swoons* No mountain Lions Here...But there are Wolves and Coyotes... It Sounds Like I Live in a Nature Reserve...
Update: the manby one got shut down, yay! 'S right near me too, so thank fuck it ain't happening cos it would've ruined a beautiful area (in as much as lincs can be beautiful..)
