ima total redneck

yea thats right im a redneck at heart, i am a 2nd amendment supporter, im joining the nra, i have a revolver under ,my pillow a pistol on my nightstand, a build gun kits as a hobby, my brother is always yelling at me because he cant use the kitchen cause im finishing a gun stock on the counter. im a museum of the confederacy member, a sons of confederate veterans member, im in the southern guards, i have a complete confederate uniform, there is a confederate battle flag pinned to my door and i have mossy oak hunting camo boxer shorts. there i said it...

 

wait a minute here...how many have you lynched though....

 

well, its always good to have hobbies................

 

i havent lynched anyone yet, but i have been to a klan rally.

 

nice....did you at least get to attack some black people...even though you didn't get to do the whole lynching

 

no actualy i was on a caving trip and came out of a cave and on the way back to our jeep came across some kkk's

 

do you talk like a hick. i live in florida and i can't stand hick accents, nothing pisses me off more then a hick accent.

 

Damn! An in California, no less! Bet you feel like the odd-man-out what with all the pinko-commie-bastards hangin around.

 

You are 16 and have a revolver under your pillow and a pistol on the nightstand, eh? Where the hell are your parents?

 

Probably at an AA meeting.

 

holy hell, that was funny ass hell wish i was the one to deliver that one


Do you beat things with sticks?

 

Hahahaha! For real

 

Or a sex club.

 

you kids are tools. Just because you own a gun doesn't mean you're a redneck. This day and age a redneck is a guy who works hard, drinks, doesn't take shit and doesn't give a fuck. Just because you're racist and own a shitload of guns doesn't make you a redneck.

 

Quote: Just because you're racist and own a shitload of guns doesn't make you a redneck

Really, even if you are allof the above WITH a full confederate uniform...your right, he's likely a wanna be redneck.

 

If someone asks to see some ID and you show them your belt buckle...you might be a redneck.

If your porch collapses and more than 4 dogs are killed...you might be a redneck.

If you mow your lawn and find a car...you might be a redneck.

If people come to your door every day thinking you're having a lawn sale...you might be a redneck.

If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board...you just might be a redneck.

 

Git ir Done

 

Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy....

 

Do I offend you by posting here?

 

You offend me. Not because you're black, but because your sig pic is so goddamned huge.