I'm trying to lay a Jew girl

will she freak out when she finds out I'm uncircumcised????

 

as long as you're not lying about being Jewish, i wouldn't worry about it.

 

I found myself at this Jewish gathering once, and there was this (not very attractive) girl hitting on me, laying on the personal questions fairly heavily.

At one point she asked me about coming to more of their upcoming events or somesuch and I said, a little sheepishly:

"Well, um... I'm not Jewish"

She says: "Oh you're not Jewish?"

And vanished.

 

That's hilarious. Be sure to give it to her proper.

She'll probably enjoy it even more than other women do, what with it being "forbidden" and all. Be sure to represent us hoodies well, pal. Make sure she thinks highly of us.

Hahaha.

 

All you need is a razor, rubbing alcohol and resolve.


SNIP IT RIGHT OFF!!!!!!!!!

 

You're kidding, right?

 

she's prejudiced against italians

 

"she's prejudiced against italians"

LOL! Goodfellas..

I thought most guys were circumsized Jewish or not..

 

Only in America.

Idiots.

 

Well we're in America, so that's what counts.

 

haha i'm a jew girl

 

*I'm* circumcised. Giggity giggity giggity.

 

You ever had an uncut, princess?

 

im trying to lay a jewish girl as well. what a coincidence

 

Well, my guess is if she's relaxed enough about her religious and cultural values to fornicate, she probably doesn't care much about the status of your foreskin.

But maybe that's just me being too logical...

 

Isn't that kinda unhygienic?

 

No it isn't, you hick. I defy any woman to smell my pecker and not love it.

 

You mean your nasty uncircumcised pecker?

 

who said smegma was nasty?

 

isnt it kinda fucked up that your calling her a jewgirl?
lol..