I'm tryin' to fuck.

Goddamn, I'm horny as hell. Who's with me?

 

not after 4 hours of sleep

 

you can pound my ass and two birds will have been killed with one stone.

 

I just had some this morning, so I'm good. :H

 

I haven't had any for days, and I'm getting crabby.

 

I've been having quite a bit. I can't keep my husband away from me lately. (Not that I mind)

 

i haven't gotten the full effects of working out again quite yet

but when i do...

 

I try, but always get pushed away. I think I'm gonna murder my wife and dump her body in the creek behind my house

 

inde, i'm on my way over. you need me to bring a pizza? beer? you good?

 

What??? Dump her body?!?? You're wasting a perfectly good corpse!

 

Hey KC,

I'm much closer than indescribability. You could stop by Denver on the way to N. Korea. I already have some Cutthroat Porter, and I'll through in a Amy's Organic frozen pizza!

 

I already have 3 partially decomposed bodies in my basement that I've been picking at lately..... I don't need or have room for another one

 

I second that

 

Volunteers and everything. I like it. You guys are really on the ball this morning. No pun intended......

Sausage pizza, and Hefeweizen beer and I'm yours for the day, ladies. And Ganja, sorry to break it to ya bud, but the ladies part excludes you.

 

The ladies seem to want inde, so I guess its just you and me Ganja. :jester:

 

My bad for bein' greedy man. I'll slap 'em on the ass and send 'em your way when I'm done

 

thats bullshit. I'm more of a woman then they will ever dream of being....

 

Yarrr, I'm ridiculously horny too. I had sex mid December but, uh, it wasn't really that memorable to be honest Last good fuck was in September. I know, not that far away, but my libido has been in overdrive since... um. Last January? Yeah. Shit.

 

You don't have the necessary equipment for the job, I'm afraid. Better luck next time.

 

sure I do. just because its rubber doesn't mean it doesnt work