I'm the most Canadian of Canadians

I love beavers and I photograph them in their natural habitat

I wear a toque on cold days

I sometimes eat a teaspoon of pure maple syrup right out of the bottle

I wear t-shirts in November

I have a hockey stick even though I don't play

I drink a lot of beer

I love the snow

I've started my car in minus 30 Celsius degree weather and scraped ice off of it

I have family that's been in all three surrounding oceans

I've skated the entire allotted length of the Rideau canal

 

Wtf is Canada

 

It's this glorious well kept secret that hides above the asscrack of north ameriscuz. It's full of rugged bastards and beautiful women, extreme wilderness and the ominous 'Great White North'. Our beer is great, our food is grand, there's tons of legroom and we have free healthcare.


Sounds like a dream, I know. But it isn't.

 

I've been to canada before

 

The Northernmost State Of America...:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

Health care solution for the US: Fake Canadian ID cards for everyone.

 

Canada makes the other North American countries look like the ugly cousin in comparison.

 

I'm so German I piss beer and shit sausage.

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh.

Austrian too.

And so Australian I... Like meat pies. =]

 

You'd fit right in here. We're all about the beer and cured meats.

 

Our beer is cheaper and our meat injected with corn syrup

 

Two of the reaons why Canada doesn't like you.

 

Bow down to our dirt cheap liquor.

I'm currently drinking a handle(1.75 liters) of strawberry flavored decent vodka that cost $15.:sunny:

 

Strawberry Flavoured Vodka....

No Self Respecting GIRL Would Be Caught Dead Drinking A Pussy Drink Like That....



Cheers Glen.


EDIT:- Just Checked On Syd's Profile, Syd IS INFACT A REAL GIRL.

This Has To Be The Most Embarrasing Moment In My Otherwise Unblemished

Internet Career..........:bigcry:

 

I would win a maple syrup chugging contest
you canadians can use your inferior maple syrup. i'll use the good stuff produced in Vt

 

Eh? Eh? Eh?

 

I have noticed a general trend with the Canadians over here, they never stop talking about how great/better Canada is (zzzzz...) and waving their flag around. :boxing_smiley:

 

I hate to say it Lunar, but get in line. I made my case in the Stoner's Lounge, but I'll give you the bottom line here:

My family owns and works a trapline.

 

Google Is Indecisive, So, What Is A "Trapline"......??



Cheers Glen.

EDIT:- Please Dissregard, Just Found It...:2thumbsup:.

 

Pfft, hoser! We invented the stuff! We also have grossly superior cheese curds!

Do we? Well it's true, Canada's great.

I know eh?!

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand
Baby, I'll be there to share the land
That they'll be givin' away
When we oughta live together
I'm talkin' bout together, now

('Share the land' by The Guess Who - Canadian rock band!)

 

We really do drink it, you only pretend to! Maison des Futailles in Quebec is the distiller of two maple liqueurs.

We are a determined lot!




We also have pride in saying we have CC (Canadian Club) and Glen Breton Rare.

No one can top that we also have Justin Bieber!