I'm Starving

I do not have cash on me, and I forgot my debit card at home...

I'm starving.

Anyone who can email me food, please do!

 

Where are you that there is no food?

 

time to hit the streets!

No girl goes hungry out there.

 

Go to your nearest red light district

 

nah you don't even need to do that
people are generous, and caring (especially toward women!)
and if you're hungry there are people that will feed you.

This never worked for me. they just thought I was a worthless bum drug addict when I was on the street, haha.

 

im always too shy to ask for food

 

well unless you're out on the street and broke I don't think you really need to?

 

Been there done that. People are sweet.

 

i cant email you food.

if you trust a complete stranger with your mailing adress (provided you have one) i am more than willing to order something like crackers or ramen or similar to be delivered to you asap.

i wont spend a lot (i'm low on funds, sorry)

and i can't do it for everybody (i can't save the world)

but i can see to it you get SOMEthing.

 

I’ll be happy to e-mail you a complete dinner from Pesce Blue Restaurant; that is If you don’t mind that it has the consistency of ones and zeros (the language of computers)

Let’s start with a nice Caesar Salad with garlic country croutons, fresh grana padano, alici anchovy, and house made dressing.

Then we’ll move on to the main course of Pan Roasted Halibut Quinoa Risotto, hazelnuts, tarragon, pickled celery, and spiced carrot puree

Or a 24 oz. Bone in Ribeye served with Canellini bean puree, roasted crimini mushrooms, caramelized cippolini onions, and asparagus


Hotwater

 

One Word: Vinnies

 

Come on over, I made some rice with tomatoes and some kick ass banana bread...And I have water!!!!

 

At work.

 

whiney bitch!

 

Now I'm being torchured.

 

I have the munchies, but am not giving in-out of laziness and not wanting to get up-not out of self-control.

 

How many more hours of work do you have?