I'm sorry...

I'm sorry for anything I've done to offend anyone or rubed anyone the wrong way. I know some of you all don't like me but there are others out there that have posted stuff worse than me.

I really would like to get along with everybody and give everbody a hug

 

no one gets along with everyone.

 

ha ha ha. ahhh. thats nice.

 

GOOD GOD GIRL...........never apologize ....its a sign of weakness and they'll smell blood

 

Ah man.

if thats the case I feel like throwing myself in front of the train ..... I'M SORRY MORE!!!

 

d00d. It's the intartubes. It's really not a big deal.

 

your sig pic scares me.

 

true... damn straight!

 

Good.

 

your sig pic makes me think that you bounce around a lot.

 

If I did, I wouldn't be fat.

 

fat people bounce.

it's called jiggling.

 

Touche'.

Well, lately I don't move around at all unless I'm on some kind of amphetamine.

I blame the weather for furthering my sedentary...ness.

 

just fuck the shit out of some hyper skinny boy until you lose your weight

it's called the "I've got tits and a vagina weight loss plan"

just make sure he likes you on top, more exercise that way.

 

Dear Miss Ivy,
My Advice To You Is H-T-F-U (harden the f**k up).
When I First Posted On R.T. Some Two Years Ago.......The Masses Proceeded To Tear Out My "Entrails"....Stamp On Them In The Dirt......Then Burn Them In The Town Square..
So What Did I Do..??
I Did What Every "Red Blooded" Guy Would Do Under The Circumstances.
I Dyed My Hair Black......And Declared Myself.."EMO"....
Bought Myself A 100 Pack Of "SuperSharp" Razor Blades.
Then Threatened To "Do Myself In" If The Other Peeps On R.T. Weren't Nice To Me..
GUESS WHAT THE RESPONSE WAS.....?????
YEP....
Incessant Chants From The Assembled Masses Of....
CUT....CUT....CUT....
SLASH....SLASH....SLASH....
WHAT DO WE WANT..????
WE WANT BLOOD...........
WHEN DO WE WANT IT....???
NOW
NOW
NOW..................

So In Conclusion My Sweet Ivy,
Sensetivity Has No Place In R.T........



Cheers Glen.

 

Wow.

That's masterful. You may actually convince women to want sex for the first time in the world's history!! :smilielol5::smilielol5:

Edit: Since they came up with paper currency; that is. :biggrin:

 

if you write a book about it, and then get oprah to endorse that diet...

 

Dave- it's time we talked about my cut.

Obviously, this is the best business model to come around since the printing press.

 

i want a cut too!
i threw oprah into the mix after all....

 

It's a MAN'S WORLD!