I'm not down with O.P.P. (Other People's Poopy)

Last night, I went to coffee with a friend and before we left be both decided to use the "facilities." The bathroom had two regular stalls and one handi-capped stall. She went in one of the regular ones, so I headed for the handi-capped (that extra couple feet makes such a difference in the whole restroom experience!). To my dismay, I looked down to see a baby-sized turd floating in the bowl. I started laughing uncontrollably then proceeded to the next stall, begging my friend to stop and look at my discovery. (She said no.)

Then today, I went to the bathroom at work. I looked in one stall to find it unflushed with a juicy floater hangin' out in the ol' swimming pool. "Damn it!" I thought, and went to the next stall. What did I find there, you ask? Diarrhea. Yeah, diarrhea. Luckily the next stall was open for business. I didn't even check the other two.

The moral of this story is... One tiny poopy is funny, two poopies are forgivable, but three is just NOT COOL. Flush the toilet next time, ladies.

 

man..i almost lost my virginity cause of that song.

 

i used to love O.P.P YA YOU KNOW ME, Ya Down wit OPP? Ya YOU KNOW ME, then missed the bus

i think those were the only two he ever made?

whatever became of that lil guy?

 

Wow... I think I just became gay.

 

It's touching that we could be here with you for this special moment.

 

Don't talk about touching me woman.

*hiss*

 

Motherfuckers I told you earlier girls dont poop!!!

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD........WHO THE FUCK IS THIS????????

I'M IN LOVE

 

ya. shes lovely. i like the cheeks.

 

I Love Everything About Her..she's Mine Mother Fucker..back Off

 

You all belong to death in the end.

 

Word

 

shes 300 miles from here. you can have her.

 

Death?

 

OPP-- Naughty by Nature

I missed the bus-- Kris-Kross

And by the way, Yorkville Bowling alley is the only redeemable hangout spot left in the city, (ok, Countryside Theater, where I first saw 'Empire Strikes Back') unless they have expanded that much....

 

Wow, thanks for the compliments. I've been flying under the radar with no picture around here for like 6 months.

And BTW, Poptart called me first, sorry. =)

 

And, yeah, most recreation in Yorkville consists of getting drunk and/or screwing your neighbor's wife. I just moved back there. Bleh...

So when were you there, walkoflife?

 

My hometown is Plano! Went to school at PHS, where we took much joy in stealing Yorkville's mascot in '88!! My mom is the city Treasurer there.....dad owns an engineering firm there...they own like 5 houses and a huge building downtown....

Yeah, Kendall county sucks, doesn't it?