I'm not a real nudist

I just want sex. I don't have strong convictions about the philosophy about nudity. Being naked outside feels nice and everything, but I just want to go to a nude beach to meet someone and fuck them later.

 

MOAR sex

 

Does it work?

 

Unfortunately not.

 

there's a philosophy about nudity? i thought it was just people who want sex, along with people too fat to take the heat in clothing and a few people who are just desperate to be nonconformists.

 

According to the International Nudist Federation, nudism is "a lifestyle in harmony with nature, expressed through social nudity, and characterised by self-respect of people with different opinions and of the environment."

I just want sex.

 

Yell that you want to have sex with someone. I wonder if anybody would actually say yes.

 

Thats me.....Well that and I just am more comfortable swimming nude

 

I have always loved using this method for finding NSA partners. Walk in the bar and call out "LET'S HAVE SEX!!!" works 25% of the time if you're looking for gay encounters. Have yet to have a woman respond positively to this method. Who knows I haven't tried this for a few months now...

 

Well I'm not a nude realist but I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

Slim chances picking up a chick at a nude beach and banging. Dude get a hooker its easier LOL