im narcolyptic

Ok so I was drinking a shitload over at my friends apartment about a year ago. We were drinking a bunch of beer (import and domestic) out of a beer bong. Either way we smoke a couple of joints... chilled yah know. I ended up taking a shot of something.

Anyways somehow I blacked out I dont know how it could have been due to all the beer bongs.... the herb was really good or something? Im still not sure, all I know is I woke up on a sidewalk with two policeman pokin' at me with their flashlights tryin' to figure out if im alive or not. lmao they said that they had already called an ambulance and everything. At this moment I stood up and tried to process everything I was just told, I pulled out my wallet and showed them my identification (by the way I was still completely trashed). At the same time I was putting my wallet away I had realized I had about a quarter pound of nuggets with me in a big ass jar in my back pocket (I think someone was suppose to buy it from me)
they never ended up searching me or fucking with me in any way that they normally did, keep in mind this was when my dreds were huge!

The only thing he asked me was, "have you been consuming any alcohol tonight?"
I said "no" with my heart starting to pound not knowing what I will say next.
the officer promptly said "Well then, do you just normally sleep on the sidewalk?"
somehow I came out with some bullshit elaborate story that was either completely genious or he saw right through it and felt bad for me.. i still dont know to this day.

Either way I said "Man, i'll be totally honest with you, I've been at work all day I worked a double shift, and unfortunately im narcolyptic... i'm very embarrassed about it though."

after that he just asked where I lived, which I lied to him about also... sorry I dont tell the law where I live.
Then he just told me to scram before he changes his mind which kind of gave me the idea that I wasn't fooling anyone.

Either way I guess I have clearly find out that I can bullshit my way out of a tight situation!

 

Iv passed out from a game of beer pong (we lost) , a few beers, and a huge hit of kush from a custom roor that was worth over $700. Not really passed out because I was still conscious, just felt like I was dying and I couldn't move. When I closed my eyes I saw lights and I thought I was dead for awhile lol. It has something to do with low blood pressure or your body toxins being too high. God, I threw up for hours; Worst night of my life.

 

I'm sure the price of the roor really made a difference buddy...

Anyways to the OP that's badass you didn't get charged or anything. I have a friend who has passed out on the side of the road 2 or 3 times. The first was after prom at around 5 am we were walking home from the afterparty and he sat down on this ledge on some guys lawn and was like "just go home man im gonna sit here for a bit and then leave" So he did...and fell asleep and some guy woke him up by yelling at him if he waas ok about 2 hours later. Second time was at halloween he passed out in the rain...I don't really remember the whole story that night.

 

thats some quick thinking.






good excuse

 

how do you fit a qp of nugs in a jar...well a bigass jar in your pocket? and no one saw it?...i dont get it...

 

Are you high? Its pretty simple really, I guess you don't have the best common sense.

more money = better built and bigger = more smoke = more high.

Way to make yourself look like a dumbass buddy...

 

^you prolly could have got way higher with a $.70 dutch and a $10 bag of weed....dumbass

 

once again a youth's lack of worldly experience allows his ignorance to shine llike a headlight on a northbound train

More expensive does not equal better in MANY cases

 

If you read anything I said instead of being a dumbass you would have seen that I couldn't move, was seeing lights , and throwing up for 3 hours straight; I really don't think I wanted to be any higher than I was.


And theshow, This is one of those cases; the bong was massive.

 

I guarantee you can find a bong of equal strength and size for less money. IMO Roors are over hyped. Although i'm down to buy stupidly expensive things on most days

 

Well yeah, I'm sure you could find something better for that amount. But idk, With Roor's you know what your getting and they never disappoint you unless your tolerance is insane.

 

My $300 vape will get me higher than your buddys $700 roor ever will.

 

you could get a 6 foot plastic one for like 30 bucks....who am i kidding this kid isnt worth my time

 

Thanks for saving your time and not teaching me how to build a piece of shit PVC pipe bong, I KNOW I CAN GET BETTER FOR THE FUCKING PRICE YOU IDIOT, I just want a nice roor to look at and rip everytime I wake up; why do you care so fucking much? Go get a damn life; all I hear from you are comments about my age, I don't give a shit about my age, the next 4 years of my life are going to be fucking insane, while you have to go get a job, go to college (Which I doubt your going to because you remind me of the dropout types), and actually do something with your life.

Edit: Why don't you have any pictures in your gallery with that many posts? Are you really that fat and ugly?

 

lol cause my life doesnt revolve around hipforums punk. haha wana hear my job as soon as i get home from living on this boat all summer? im gona be shaping surfboards and riding them everyday while you sit in fucking high school. im also spending my spring semester sailing throughout the caribbean and costa rica. youve never seen pictures of me cause your a n00b so stfu

 

guam is actually quite a handsome man, for your information!

 

This is going in my sig.

And I've never had a sig before, so you can be number 1 of assholes of CC's sig.

 

pussy.

 

actually, in my experience, life after high school is far superior than being 14 on a bicycle or roller blades. I do love to roller blade to find my dealer. i haven't done that since before you learned to walk my man. Thanks for the idea.