I'm losing my touch

Man... this past week has been horrible for me almost getting caught. I still have never been caught smoking anything, and have never really been close. But this week alone:
I apologize for it being so lengthy

I left a Clove (Cigarrette) setting on the top that covers the cup-holders in my mothers car since I was borrowing it. I wasn't going to smoke it in the car, just taking it along. I stopped to get some food, and I got a drink, and forgot about the clove and opened the little lid thing off the cupholder and it fell into the smallest little space and it was deep. I of course panicked and tried to get it out, and tried to find out how to remove the entire cupholder set, but couldn't. So it's still there. Luckily it was a clove and not a plain cig because it atleast doesn't smell like anything bad. Then I got Febreeze and sprayed it all down there to soak it, and left that in the car. My mother asked about it suspiciously and I worked out of it by telling her I left McDonalds food in her car and didn't want it to smell like fries when she got it. Then she found like 5 lighters under my bed and I had to lie out of that.
And the WORST, me and a few friends were smoking on my back porch, and my sister was SUPPOSED to be going to work, but she rushed home to get something and we saw the front door open through the window so we all ran out of sight in my yard, and she came out after they had hid and I just sat there and she asked if I was smoking... I told her the neighbor was.
And yesterday at school, my English teacher asked me if I had a ciggarette at lunch because she smelled it on me. I told her I was borrowing my Grandpa's van who is a smoker. I think she's cool with it though... because today she made fun of me for having an extra amount of cologne on today. But at my school, there's a zero-tolerance for anything like cigs or alcohol on or OFF campus, so I'll be kicked out if she decides to be mean.


Am I losing my touch?
Or is it just my time to get busted?

 

lol. I don't miss being a teen.

 

i guess i'm still a teen, but i'm fucking glad i'm not in high school. cuz sneaking around sucks.

i smoke cig's in front of my parents, and they are well aware i smoke weed and drink. as long as i'm responsible they don't give a fuck.

 

Yah. I lucked out anyway. My parents not only know I smoke weed, but they do themselves from time to time. And I just found out like two months ago that my big sister is their supplier, lol. I was such a goodie-two-shoes in high school anyway.

 

They cant kick you out for smoking off campus.

 

I got caught for weed last week. It sucked, but at the same time i'm kinda glad I did.

 

I think if my kid brought my car back stinking of febreeze, I'd be like, "dude, did you just spark a bowl in my car?"

I've always foound acting like you did nothing wrong is better than trying to cover things up.

 

my school cop would try sending you to a therapist if she caught you with weed or sometimes smelling like it
she was a bitch and im glad i can just smoke whenever i want now
high school was easy but retarded

 

at least you are a good liar.

 

haha join the club... well... er no, because you havent technically been caught yet.

ive been caught like 50 times, my mom has destroyed at least 200$ in paraphenalia, and i have yet to stop smoking. i just got caught again like 2 days ago, my ma walked in my room as i was toking..

whats cool about it, is i dont give a fuck anymore. the other day i just calmly put the joint out, i was like aight ima go drive around and smoke this in my car if your not gonna let me burn it in or around the house.... she was just like fuck you and went downstairs, so i lit that shit right back up

my mom has always been against me smoking. i do alright in school (mid 80s or so), ive never been arrested for anything, etc etc. idk what the fuck her deal is. and believe me, ive come at her from all angles. ive sat her down, and told her what the real deal about weed is, ive told her ima smoke it regardless what she says, i tell her that im responsible with it, and shes still a bitch about it.

so im back down that "fuck you, ill smoke weed if i want" road. im really not gonna let my mom tell me how to live my life, because of whatever ill-informed preconcieved notions she may have about the plant.

its pretty mutually agreed ima smoke weed now, she will say fuck you, and sometimes bitch a little, but sometimes all i get is a dirty look, so i'll take what i can get, beggers cant be choosers.

just tell her, bein so shady with shit can make ur ma think ur involved with a lot harder shit than just weed.

 

I go to a private, Christian school. When youenroll you sign a contract to honor God in every way on or off campus or some shit... and if you break it, they'll just kick you out.
It's happened twice this year already. One girl was expelled for smoking at a gas station on a saturday and a faculy member saw her.

 

HAHA

why the fuck would you put up with that shit?

for real man, grow a pair, say FUCK YOU mom, i aint goin to a christian school, and im gonna smoke weed.

where theres a will, theres a way. being quiet about it, and living in fear of your mom aint gonna change SHIT. if you wanna stand up for what you believe it and not be reprimanded for doing so- tell your parents what the deal is.

i would walk right into the office of that school, tell them fuck you, fuck you fuck you, kiss my ass ima go smoke a jay and take a piss on the school. then fuckin walk out. also- nothing against christians, but those stuck up ass, prude, snitch-you-out-for-anything, christian values have got to go. fuck snitches, and fuck the bullshit organization that is apparently your school.

tell them what the fucks up and at least join a public school.

 

^^ Couldn't have said it better myself

 

Yeah, but my family (Mom and her dad) have offered to pay for all of my college as long as I go... and they're both extremely Baptist Christian Republican people... and I KNOW they won't have anything to do with helping me out if I start showing different beliefs on anything.
I'm also not christian as of a few months back, and a few other guys in my class are drifting away from it too. We also can't let anyone know about THAT either... because our school also requires every student in high school must be "saved" and a christian... It sucks

 

^ honestly id say keep your mouth shut till your an adult or school is done and paid for because that is a HUGE offer that will save you a lot of trouble later (believe me) I'm the queen of hefty student loans.
You have your whole life to stick it to the man.

 

Even still dude. I find it very hard to believe that that is legal. And besides, where in the bible does it say that you cant smoke?

 

/\ /\ /\ - A private school can decide who they want enrolled. So they can throw you out for whatever.
And the bible actually has very little to do with Christianity these days.

 

errr no.

 

Hey dude, even if you have to hide what you really think, it's better than just going along with everything they tell you and not questioning anything. High fives.

 

Yeah kid you suck. It's fine and all to keep smoking even though your Mother doesn't want you to, but being a bitch and completely disrespecting her wishes of not smoking... & especially in HER house is fucked. Obviously you didn't care about getting caught or it wouldnt have happened those, what.. 50 times? Grow up a little. Learn some respect.