I'm Joining the Army...

'Cause I'm Super Duper Kewlish...

Oooooh...I can't Wait...

 

Uh okay. Why are you joining the Army?

 

Action...Adventure...and...'cause I've always Wanted to do so...


I Don't think it would be very Boring...

Spoke to an Army Careers Advisor Person on Saturday...and He's 'Like Go for it'...

Heh...

 

Go and be all that you can be...

 

I will Get £219 a Week...and 6 weeks Paid Holiday...


And I get to Leave Home...O.O

 

girl you are too cute to be in the army.

but you know, if you are serious, it might be a good step for you. help give you direction, just dont lose yourself in it all.

 

Thankies Marie...


Wow...to Think I could've Joined when I left School...

 

Its Ok. If You Hadnt Thought About It Then, It Wasnt Meant To Be.

I Think You Should Really Really Sit On The Idea Though And Make Sure It Isnt A Rash Decision. Once You Are In, You Are Stuck

 

Everything else just Seems Boring...


But I've thought about it All Weekend...and my Minds Made up...

I need to do Something...I was Having Serious Suicide thoughts Last Friday...as in Really Serious...

 

Oh Bloody Hell. If You Feel You Need To Talk About That, Please Pm Me..i Am Here To Listen

 

youre lucky sunfox, if you join in the us you probably get stationed in afghanistan or iraq or some other shit hole. weve got an empire to maintain and expand and yours is already all but dead.

 

i heard many people commit suicide during basic training for the army. just a thought.

 

you wont be so bored when a iraqi launches a rocket into your hum-v

 

Really? I never heard that. I suppose it depends on what you mean by "many."

 

Quote: weve got an empire to maintain and expand and yours is already all but dead.

True, it must be nice sitting in the driver seat of our empire in the shithole of Troy, OH......I can say that because not only am I from a better part of Ohio than you, but also because my brother in law is from there.

 

Army could use some more Jar Heads like yourself. Nice going, Son.

 

Well, i guess i dont mean MANY. however, i had friends and classmates that went thru basic training and i heard that there are a decent amount of attempted suicides and a few that actually work. the army and other forces try to cover it up though.

you know how that stuff can be.....

 

The Army has strict entry standards, based on IQ and the MMPI standardized test of psychological adjustment, so you probably won't get in SunFox. You might want to think about the Navy; they will accept any retard.

 

Coming from someone who often rants about the stupidity of HipForumers, this is an unprecendented move. I won't mourn if you get shot through the face in Iraq.

 

The army needs shields too, ya know.