i dont know if any of you guys remeber me but i used to post alot on my current name and on my old name. but at the end of spring break 07 i got busted for .5 grams, yes .5 grams landed me in jail for 14 hours until i got bailed out. it wanst too bad people in jail are pretty cool but then again i diddnt make it into population. it all started one night i had a nice sack of buds and i was enjoying myselfe in my basment playing halo 2 and toking up in between deaths. my friend calls me and asks me if ill take him to sell some pills so some friends of mine. i thought cool u know they prally got weed and itll be a big match, so we get over there i smoke about 2 grams of my shit they smoke about 3 of theres and then we watch a nofx dvd. now when my friend said we were goin over there i thought he wanted to chill for a while but after the smoking and about 5 mins into the dvd he wants to leave so we all shake hands and we leave. before we left my house to go over there me and my friend smoked a bong in my car hid it in the bushes and left. so on our way home from my friends house only a mere 2 mins from my house we pull past a cop. now my driving is fine and he rides my ass to get me to speed up and i dont, then he pulls to the right of me to chek my speed and my speed is fine so then i pull into the turning lane into my neighbrohood and he throws on his lights. i remeber i have a little bit of weed left and the car reaks of it so i decide to eat it. i had the bud hidden in a pretty good spot so i prally diddnt have to (behind my car lighter mashed in so it looks like nothing out of the ordinary) but i panicd and tried to eat it. now the cop obviously knew we were up to somthing because he had no good reason to pull us over so i popped it in my mouth and for some reason, call it skatter brain call it stupid, my dumbass begins to chew it right as it goes into my mouth my friend says hes almost up here. i look down and i still have the car lighter and the corner of the baggie in my hand, its too late. he asks for my license and registration then sees whats in my hand he asks then i show him the lighter trying to conceal the baggie but he saw it and said whats that, then with nothing else to say plus im very stoned and very nervous i say the first thing that pops into my head. "i like to chew on plastic some times sir" then in a snarky ass voice he asks "really are u chewin on plastic now". IM FUCKED. i say yes and he says let me see so i open my mouth and in my mouth was a large clutter of dank nuggs all over my teeth. the officer then says "fantastic step out of the vehichle" and that was the end of it. so for the next two months i continue smoking cuz my friends say u wont get tested on ur court date and then sure enough after a countinuance the date rolls around in july. i diddnt want to have the charge on my record cuz its not possession its tampering with evidence and thats sounds alot worse than it is, my lawyer advises me to choose the diversionary plea, for those of you unfamilliar with this term its a series of planned drug screens over a 3 month period, a drug evaluation by psycologist and 40 hours of community service, if u stay clean and do what ur supposed to the charge gets dropped. so she asks me well if i test u today how will it turn out. now i couldnt lie my way out of this cuz she was gonna test me any way so i answer truthfully "not so good" and shes says " so u mean to tell me going to jail has taught u nothing, i can only think of two reasons why ur in this situation young man, either ur severely addicted or u think the law shouldnt apply to you, im going to have you tested biweekly for 3 months and if u fail any of them after u have tested negative ur going to jail for 90 days. so for the past 3 months i have been reporting to the courthouse every 2 weeks to get tested and i have done 20 hours of shitty work and the psycologist says im not an addict so on october 20th i go for my final drug test and since i havnt smoked for 3 months itll be negative then on october 25th i get the case dropped, then to make things a bit more interesting i plan to stay clean for 6 days until halloween then buy and ounce and a new 2 foot jerome baker and on halloween invite about 7 or 8 close friends and smoke the whole god damn thing. if u have read this i hope u diddnt get to bored and i hope u learned from my mistakes. 1. dont drive with shit in ur car, unless you are well prepared to dispose of it such as a bottle of water to wash it down. 2. dont listen to your friends legal advice unless they are lawyers cuz chances are they are wrong. 3.when the cop approaches you keep your cool. 4. and for god sake dont be too stoned to know what your doing. for those of you who read please reply with your thoughts good or bad cuz i know im a dumbass and it helps to hear peoples thoughts and i leave saying happy halloween bitches!!!!
oh man I thought you had just disappeared. 3 months ain't so bad. plus you've almost made which will be awesome. glad to have you back.
