I'm an African American

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by wawa1492, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. wawa1492

    wawa1492 Guest

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    It feels good to get that off my chest.
     
  2. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    I suppose you're aware that there is no cure for that condition...
     
  3. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    ah, hell, go back far enough and we're all from africa

    [except for the poster below me]
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    ....................................................... :D
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm an american mongel--French,English,Irish,Welsh and native american. My #2 son is with a Japanese girl and my daughter is with an African american--so were going to be a real rainbow family if they have kids. Feels good.
     
  6. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I'm a Scottish-American. Those crazy Scots...
     
  7. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    I am the result of a centuries-long breeding program to create a super-being capable of effortlessly bending his thumbs backward at the base joint.

    "For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!"
     
  8. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Charlize Theron is African American too.
     
  9. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    So is Dave Matthews.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  10. stonk

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    I am british briton. I guess my long lost ancestors from a 1000 years ago would have called themselves Norman Britons but after about 500 years your family just gets used to shortening the term and now i just think of myself as british. I think if the natives make your family feel welcome after a time its natural.
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Really? Not me, I came from a vagina.
     
  12. stonk

    stonk Member

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    Oh really and there was me thinking everyone came from their dads left nut
     
  13. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    I was painfully forced to relive my own birth in a dream once, and I assure you, the dream began with me as a sperm, not a fetus, swarming about like an insect among millions of others just like me, a brilliant white light suffusing all.
    The life of a sperm.
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Wow, that makes them sound alive. Sort of makes you feel bad for blowing them down the shower drain...

    Yet life goes on
     
  15. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    You kill billions of living things every time you type out a post on your keyboard.
    The pain of existence.
     
  16. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    My personal hobby is killing brain cells.
     
  17. FreshDacre

    FreshDacre Senior Member

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    Micheal jackson sure knew the cure to it :p
     
  18. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    :D Naw, he just masked the symptoms. ;)
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    According the latest census we're 42 million strong in the U.S. and growing :afro:

    Although not as fast as the hispanics who are virtual baby making factories [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  20. knotdirty

    knotdirty Over the Rainbow

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    I think the Irish almost have them beat. My great grandparents were fresh off the boat, and not one of their generation, or the next generation had fewer than 5 kids. I have a big family.
     

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