i'm a little scared

the storms are getting really bad. I can hear is blowing around and I don't feel like looking.

I'm scared a tree is going to fall on my house/cars/dogs/neighbors/etc.

I'm not kidding, well I'm actually scared hearing things.

 

Watch out for the abominable snowman

 

fuck, i didn't even consider that. I'm so screwed.

 

also there are albino snow kangaroos. and they decapitate people, then carry the head home to mount on a plaque for their family room

 

Lol, youll be fineeee.

Just think about how you are lucky to be in a warm house, and have a warm bed.

 

Hahaha oh lawd :smilielol5:

 

oh dear...
must you continue to terrify me?

 

actually earlier she was talking about how cold her room is because of a sliding door.

and those albino snow kangaroos, and abominable snowmen, they can walk right through sliding doors like it was paper.

 

Hahaha..

Come to think of it, youre right. I remember hearing that something about glass doesn't stop them.. They can walk right through.

Bunny - I hope you have some thick wool you can put up as curtains. Or polar bear fur, that keeps the snowmen away :cheers2:

 

i'm just terrified that the power will go out. I hate spending time with my family. Since we don't have a fireplace we all have to stay in the same room to stay warm, that gets miserable pretty damn quickly.

 

but only if its on a polar bear

i suggest building snowmen and giving them helmets and weapons.

the albino snow kangaroos and the abominable snowmen may not get hurt by broken glass, and they may crave human trophy heads/human flesh, but they aren't very brave or very smart. they'll easily be fooled into thinking they're real people with weapons, and they'll stay away

 

do you have a sleeping bag? if you do, keep it in your room, that way if the power goes out you can just get in the sleeping bag while also in bed under the blankets. should keep you really warm

 

actually, i have a sleeping bag right in my room! woot!

 

then no spending time with your family:cheers2:

 

as soon as the roads are clear to drive on again, you should go get a pair of shoes like this. that way if the abominable snowman or an albino snow kangaroo comes by, you can just kick em in the nyuts

 

damn i want those shoes! baaaaaaad

 

I love severe weather..

 

Are those nails?

 

youd never wear them again after the first time you absentmindedly tried to scratch your calf with your foot while wearing them

 

i am a fan of mild situations.