I'm a ferret.

This isn't even a real thread.

Go away.

 

I have a face on my wall, but I don't know what to name it.

 

im a cowboy
on a steel horse i ride
im wanted
wanted
dead or alive
dead or alive
dead or alive

 

Well then, you're about shit out of luck huh? And candy corn is good. Were I you the face would have a name... But I cannot say what.

 

Why don't you like candy corn?

 

candy corn is shit


and I didn't think ferrets had real tails anyway.....

 

makes you wonder if one has been used as a bait for the other at one point or another



I had another thought associated with that which was horribly relevant, but the music in the background and the cat jumping on me ripped it from my conciousness....

 

My toothbrush has my name on it! AhAHA! I never knew.

 

.......mine doesn't

 

Bummer.

 

Haha does your underwear as well?

 

My underwear says "Bob" on it.

 

How dare you steal Bob's underwear..

 

I... don't know...

 

i put "TS" on all my underwewar, cause my brother and i wear the same kind

 

I wear my sister's underwear when all mine is dirty and I don't feel like doing my wash.


She's always got clean pairs, because she wears the same ones for weeks at a time.

 

ewww...


dirty undawears makes me sad

 

ewww i hate underwear ahha...

 

I like underwear. I have a huge ****, and I like it to be tucked in.

 

ahaha how does one measure such a thing?