If your life was a book, what would the title be?

I'll go first:

The Truth Ultimatum :detective

 

Peach Colored Zephyr

 

Read Another Book

 

It's Alive

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The Naked and The Dead

 

Reprobate.

 

Survival of the Weak. :H

 

Can't life just be easy?

 

"Fuck this is Boring"

 

I'm in My Underwear: an Autobiography


what? i'm the kind off asshole who would write a book about myself.

and i'm also the kind of asshole who would make that book be several pictures of myself in undies

 

it wouldn't have one, just a picture of me on the back of a bus looking confused

 

Confessions of a Ghost Hunting Hippie
The hemp, paranormal, tie dye, walking barefoot, ghost hunting story

 

Purple Titwank

 

Oh and I think i will have two books then


How to be in the wrong places at the wrong time
The Darlene Story

 

no one said you can have two
S

 

I want 2.

How many roads? (the one which paints me as the exploring traveller type)

Oops... I did it again! (the one which reveals my alcoholic underbelly)

 

well if we can have 2 then my second is He's No Longer in His Underwear: a Biography by Dean Koontz

 

you see this is what happens, everyone will want two now
S

 

"everything you never wanted to know and probably still don't or if my life were a book i'd probably never read it because i usually don't read bio's anyway"

(yes, that would be the actual title)

it would actually be a short story that takes place in a forest at night. (with flash sidewaysis to parallel universes and other settings)

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the consistency of order and disorder