If you drink too much...

...eggnog and go outside you may wind up like this bloke:

 

Hardcore noggin right der.

 

look at those filthy socks...fool forgot his damn shoes

 

Has anyone checked his pocket for ID and some Cash.. I mean so we can get him a cab home.

 

at least he's still mostly dressed and not laying in his own barf or pee.

 

are these small miracles a sign from god? :devil:

 

maybe.. or that there is some small balance and order going on in the universe.

 

What's wrong with raking a nap on the sidewalk?

 

Hello,

at 1:50 :

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Regards
Gyro

 

I presume he's an English Rugby Fan, although, I may be wrong because he still appears to have his shorts on!

 

I have found meself in similar circumstances in a former life...;-)

I think I currently have a Christmas hangover, and not from Alkeehol....;-)

 

people can't handel their shit man. I'll get drunk enough to kill a horse and you'd hardly know it.

 

One of the girls came to work drunk today. It made her a bitch. I left early so she had to stay and work. Hahaha.

 

.....Or checked to see if the guy still has a pulse, he could have been doing more than drinking eggnog.

 

I'm not sure that being unable to tell the difference between someone when they're sober and when falling down drunk speaks particularly well for that person.

 

I have the alchy gene for sure. I just manage to control it. Sometimes it gets the better of me, but for the most part it's a demon I tamed.

blew a .28 and managed to fight off 4 motherfuckers who tried to rob me. At least I'm not that slurring staggering motherfucker.

I'm the classic-classy drunk

 

So-- you categorize yourself as a virtuoso of drunkenness?

 

was she up all night, or did she wake up at 7 a.m. to pregame for work?

 

Try that around here and he'd end up a drunksickle


hotwater

 

Up all night, well...slept from 7-10:45 and was still drunk when she woke up. She told us she threw up blood in the bathroom...I still had no sympathy. I'll have sympathy for her if she's throwing up blood tomorrow or some shit. But probably not, when your diet consists of beer, beer, and more beer, ulcers tend to happen.