If You Don't Believe In God Your Stupid

I hate when people who clearly don't know it all post as if they do.

You do great with your English, Irmi.

 

I believe it's "fuckwad."

 

Yep, Saturday schooling and English classes.
My Deutsch has really dropped of in terms of typing and writing though, mostly because of sites like this lol and all my old friends only speak English. Even our work documents are printed in English because it's the universal language of all of our travelling staff and patrons.

 

I agree. Even when their are several errors, I still appreciate that the person has taken the trouble to post in English for OUR benefit.

I have laughed a few times at the errors, both written and spoken.
I will always remember the rather dozy Swedish nude model who was interviewed on a national television documentary about how her work affected her life. Her reply was "I never worry about people seeing my PUBLIC hair". I felt so sorry for the guy interviewing her, I think that I would have been creased up with laughter.

 

There are*

 

one of my favorite work moments was watching a daycare worker walking backwards yelling at the kids to watch where they're going, and then immediately tripping and almost falling over a wet floor sign.

 

i believe that christianity doesn't have to have the slightest idea what the hell its talking about for one or more gods to exist.

the difference between a belief and a picture of a cat is that you know the picture of a cat is a picture, AND IT IS OF A CAT.
with a belief, all you know is that its a picture.

 

More like:
If I don't believe in YOUR God, then I'm stupid.
So many Gods, so many lies, so many stupid people...

Hey, are Jehovah shitnesses even allowed to use computers?

 

What a stupid post.

 

Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following
God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An'the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

 

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
Thank the man . . . oh yeah

 

OP likes to pose as a typical JW, as it seems to trigger critical responses about JW's and other christian religions.
I always get the suspicion in his threads that the more reactions bash religion the more we give him what he wants. Its definitely what he seems to thrive at here

 

I thought you were an Aussie who lived in Germany now.

I always thought German was your second language.

Anyway, now that I know this...

Bis bald!!

 

The Bible never even says there is only one God. It says the Elohim (plural for gods) are one. In other words they are united.

 

Gods are the emergent collective wills of unified sects.

Thy will be done,

 

Christians would say that's the Trinity.

 

Noooo the other way around. you're talking of my missus. she's Aussie. Aussie Irish. Without a Irish accent. I went to weekend school to learn English.

 

For some reason I’m suddenly reminded of the movie the Battle of the Bulge in which German soldiers who spoke perfect english were recruited
to pose as Americans in an effort to infiltrate the US Army

 

so , I am always bewildered by people who say they believe in god. Yet, they don't believe in the fairy godmother, or santa claus.