if yer irish

come into der parlour theirs a warm welcome for you

 

ah tanks yer a real gem so y'are

 

I couldnt give a fiddlers fart if theres a warm welcome

I would love to be a irish wench

 

i gots irish in me decent amount i think top o the morin to ya

 

Top of der marnin' te ye all!

 

ahdatlbeitted............more tea father ah go on go on go on go on go on go on

 

That's an ecumenicarse feck drink!

 

I'm scottish, does that count?

 

Yep, this is a thread for all the shitty bits of the UK, past and present

Just kidding! I love Scotland really

 

Ah! Heddlu!

 

Sorry the last was Welsh... Ahhh the crack!