if shit hit the fan tomorrow...

would you be prepared?

 

I would have to prepare for that even to occur.

 

i wouldn't be prepared but i would surely survive through sheer determination and my incredible resourcefulness.

 

I wouldn't be prepared but I'd definitely manage.

 

Let's see. Food=check

water=check

flashlight=check

radio=check

guns=check

ammo=check

Yeah,I'm ready.

 

My fan does not have a good ventilation system nor does it have any lever to clean itself :smilielol5: so no i would not be ready.

 

No. My tin foil hat is strictly for fashion purposes.

 

I am SO prepared. I have a rainwater catch system already, we have solar power and I know edible wild plants to eat. Bring it on!

 

The right plants to eat--that's good. Euell Gibbons ,The man that wrote all the books about survival scenarios regarding gathering food ,wrote that the Donner Party would have survived easily had they had knowledge of all the edible plants around them that winter. He was able to gather full meals from vacant lots in New York.

 

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

 

nope.

but we all have to die sometime

 

Who the hell would fling shit at a fan anyways?

I would probably deck the person who did it.

 

It coming one of these days...there's really no way to prepare.

 

i've watched this about 300 times.. so yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE"]YouTube- End Of Ze World

 

hahahah I'll help you.
But I'm afraid I haven't thrown a punch in a long time..
and that was only in a cushioned sparring match when I took karate as a twelve year old

 

Boogabaah--hilarious!

 

I think the world already ended, and I was too busy to notice.

 

Ah, no tomorrow is no good for me. I am busy as heck.

How about next Wednesday?

But in truth I am more prepared than most.

Bring it on babe.

 

We are all but dust in the wind... dust inn thhheee wwwiiinnnndddddd...

 

How do you manage to find these things, Boog?

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