If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

went to the vancouver pigfarm and was never heard from again

 

ohhhhh that was mean!

was the body that went with one of the missing feet found on the west coast, eventually they found out it was male sex worker serial killer

 

Dies in a bed of lush sunflowers, with the sun on her face, after having had extremly passionate sex.

 

gets eaten by a liger

 

took a greyhound ride and got decapitated

 

was tasered by rcmp in the vancouver airport

 

electrocuted by 50KV line trying to steal copper wire from the tarsands machinery

 

raped, tortured, murdered by our own canadian troops

 

ran over by a motorized cheese grater

 

nuked in the microwave

 

freak parachuting accident...impaled on flagpole...on flag day

 

he got lost in the mountains hiking...then eaten by a bear

 

sacrificed her life so that her husband could live...its his turn to take care of the kids anyway

 

freak electrical accident..electrocuted while sitting on the washing machine enjoying the vibrations...

 

died of neglect by her freinds and family

 

died smokeless, sodaless and boyfriendless in the basement

 

died of being a huge smart-ass,,or is that HUGE ass

 

i would give it to sally struthers so hard that....any way...died a rebel in an unmarked grave taught by'er mother that ya gotta misbehave

 

you have that backwards i was making love with the snickers bar to my ex who happens to also hook...so....you died gettin hit by a car walkin out your million dollar lotto cheque in your pocket

 

died being hit by my out of control bike careening out of control while my slumped and lifeless body bounced feverishly dislodging the rock from my bleeding head