if i'm murdered

if i'm murdered, i think it would only be right for my killer to consume his prey. otherwise i'd be a waste of meat. wat do u guys think?

 

ooh i dont wanna be murdered.. my friend's mother was.. that was so traumatizing... nah eating you after you're gone? no man.. go back into the ground and be food for like.. a million other animals and insects- not jsut one asshole

 

I think your murderer should also make billiard-balls out of your bones.

 

My ex-boyfriend's dad was stabbed to death by this guy that worked for him.... it was awful. He was so sweet... I think I actually liked him more than the guy I was dating... They owned a restaurant, and he wore a cute hat and a little red bandana around his neck. They were from Israel, I think... or his name was Israel. Maybe both.

 

wouldnt thta be kinda cool to be wallpaper instead?

 

After I die and all useful parts of my body are donated to science, I want my body to be cremated and put into tiny little salt shakers.

Then I want said salt shakers to be distributed among my close friends and family, so they can sprinkle a little bit of me on their food and always have a piece of ME with them.

 

Umm.... yuck. :&

 

sunnie made me think.. if i die and someone needs my organs , then they can have them. my spirit carries on.. with my kidneys / liver/ heart/ whatever... and then they cant gently burry me into a garden of eden, and little insects can eat me or whatever.

 

yup, thats the truth.

 

i think i'd come back as ghoste and make him eat it!
i think that would be great for laughs

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well personally i think ur fuking nutz, but on the brighter side im not gay