if i had a hamster

I would call him Barry,
and Barry would want for nothing.
If I had a hamster.

*sigh*

 

This is what Barry would look like (I would feed him biscuits):

 

Aw bless...how sweet I once had a hamster...called Markie (after Mark Owen)...he was voilent as fuck and I couldn't take him out of the cage without him trying to bite everyone to death He looked so cute though.

 

Barry wouldn't bite people to death, unless I asked him to. Whereupon he would do it reluctantly.

 

Man, hamsters are bad news! well, my two (Noodles & Snatch) were!
After having sex 24/7 for the 1st week i got them. (After being told i had purchased 2 females!) one morning i awoke to found Snatch as stiff as wood, and as dead as a Dodo! Noodles, a few days later went on to give birth to about a hundred lil pink babies. That wouldn't have been so bad had she not eaten half of them in front of my sickened and bewildered face!
It was all too much for me. There is soooooooooo much more drama to this story, but i really can't go there yet!

 

Barry wouldn't do things like that!

 

i get the strange feeling you're going to be the new jonny2mad...

i don;t know why...i just have a hunch

 

Barry looks like Hannibal the hamster

 

http://www.darkwoodonline.co.uk/si/13319.html

 

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Remember that if you ever get a Barry. I let my dear old hamster, CrazyGiraffe, drive once...it was a sad sad day:&

 

Hehe...Josie...I see where you're coming from...hamsters...bears...whats the difference?

 

i was singing, "if i 'ad a 'ammer" rather than hampster.. dooo be doo..

 

yeah thats what i thought, but then... i realised

 

I would teach Barry to drive, and he would be my chauffeur.

 

don't feed them rubber's

 

apparently they like tubes like toilet roll ones and stuff....so get some of them and barry will be happy.....why barry?
after barry white?mailow?
lol i spelt that wrong!

roly.xxxxxx

 

:& Hampsters make me sneeze!

But my friend had one named Barry... Creepy... Only he was all white and liked to bite me...

 

I think I would set Barry loose on Sarah!

 

barry would have to get through me first!!!

 

Barry would be scared of Kier and would back off, aware that while he seems as gentle as peanuts, he actually has a mean streak the size of Papua New Guinea!