if god said

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lostminty, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. lostminty

    lostminty Member

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    i, god, do not exist.

    is that proof of anything?
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    don't listen to what god says


    hes always drunk and talks out his ass
     
  3. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    proof that god can lie, methinks
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes it proves the existence of evil :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    I feel that your juedo god yahweh is an imperfect and jealous lesser god who has lied to his people about the true higher power.
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    It's sort of like if Jesus microwaves a burrito so hot that he can't eat it. Yeah.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    probably means he's sick of taking our phone calls.
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    When God said, "Let there be light", I flipped the switch. Shows you how old I am.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Hahaha, we used to joke that our sophomore English teacher was so old that she complained about the brightness when God first turned on the lights, lol.
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Which god are we talking about here? I only ask because I have to fight in 12 days and I don't want to piss off Cernunnos...
     
  11. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    ...that is not funny?
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it proves that god exists, he's a liar, he speaks english, and he doesn't understand capitalization.
     
  13. MrDot

    MrDot Senior Member

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    lmao.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ...that is not a question?
     
  15. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    There's a '?', officially it is a question... :p
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    there's a ? in your post too... is it a question officially as well?
     
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