If a lawyer and a politician were both drowning and you could only save one of them

Would you go to lunch, or read the paper?

 

i'd call 911, then i'd call a pizza place and ask it they had a pizza delivery person who knew how to swim. this is because i don't know how to swim myself. calling 911 would ease my conscience that i had done my civic duty. calling the pizza place might actually save one of them, since, as everyone knows, the pizza usually gets there before the petrol.

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I'd just laugh... then eat

 

i would go to lunch or read the paper. what is shakespear's famous line"kill all the lawyers", lol.

 

i would take a picture wof them with me with thumbs up,its my way of showing my views like i saw BMW 2007 with bird shit covering the windscree and bonnet,i crie i laughed so much

 

lol...

mmmm... lunch....

 

haha this is just excellent, i set the question as my status message on MSN lol

I would go to lunch

 

I would just take out my ipod, listen to Phil Collin's song "In The Air of The Night" and watch

 

Lawyer + Politician = Judge

 

Save the politician. They're more fun to hang than lawyers.

 

I would save the politician. Just for the hell of it.

 

ok nextGENERATIONhippie: thats is THE BEST phil collins song EVER props....but about the question....if prolly have the munchies and not notice that someone was drowning and go eat EAT EAT EAt lol til i explode

 

I'd do both

 

Everyone hates lawyers, except for THEIR lawyer, who is lying and
and cheating and twisting the law for THEIR benefit. THEIR lawyer is a great guy.

Everyone hates politicians because they so perfectly reflect who
the people they represent REALLY are.

Littlefoot

 

Here's a question... Are they wearing cement shoes? If so, then I guess I'd just look the other way, if not then ah what the hell? I guess I'd just go for lunch, surf and turf perhaps. LOL

 

You could kill all the lawyers and politicians and someone would take their
place so fast it would make your head spin.

So the poll is just silly.

We have such complicated laws that lawyers are needed to understand them
because everyone is trying to cheat the system for their own benefit.

That's why terrorists are a danger: We have a system made for criminals
to flourish in.

Nobody wants the government or neighbors watching them because they are all
up to something illegal. Even if it's just cheating on their taxes or
stealing from work...

We need the politicians to blame for the bad effects of doing just what
we wanted them to do in the first place.

All the liberals whine about George Bush, but they sure want him to
keep the cheap oil flowing.

Littlefoot

 

Cheap oil my ass.By the way,if you had a room full of lawyers/politicians up to their chins in shit ---what would you have?----------------Not ENOUGH lawyers/politicians and not enough shit!!

 

Besides ,the oil is not cheap----you call 100s of thousands of people DEAD, cheap??The reputation of the US shot to fuck, cheap?The constitution shredded ,cheap?And all the other shit these pricks have done,cheap?I'd call the last 7 years damned expensive.It'll take years to recover from the god-damned republicans.If ever.

 

Almost everyone in America wants the price of oil to remain cheap. Because
if it isn't, everything is more expensive.

Furthermore, the "environmentalists" like the oil to come from overseas
so that it's someone else's environment that is being trashed and they
can pretend that they are saving the Earth by pointing to the land that
would have been trashed here if it wasn't being obtained from another
country.

Some intelligent content would be nice.

And we all know that if you were to get into trouble with the law, that
you'd go running to a lawyer in a blink.

Any monkey can sling shit. Doesn't impress anyone. But other monkeys.

LIttlefoot

 

might have some use of lawyer it is true...